2.15.2011

analyzation of valentation

Wow. Thanks for the Valentine love, friends. If I didn't know better, I'd think you all have crushes on me. But I do know better.

Fact. I suck at blogging 363 days of the year. My usual analytics follow an ever consistent yet rockin' pattern of anywhere between 10-12 hits a day.

Example of hits as follows:

10, 12, 11, 10, 11, 11, 12  etc, etc, etc,.

Comrades, in the past 48 hours, my LOST valentines from 2010 (on the old bloggin) have received roughly TEN. THOU$AND. views. With dollar signs. In analytics that causes change that looks like this:


I think the Jimmer ones had about 1,000 views.

Too bad I can't design Valentine's year round. I can't, right? That's stupid. Yeah, I thought so too. Since I can't design Valentine's year round, I just wanted to publicly thank all of you, the three thousand (four hundred and ten point fifty seven) percent of you who only think I'm funny once a year. You guys are the best. Rendezvous me? Valentine's Day 2012? Can't wait. I'm already thinking of ideas.

To my ten readers a day and mom checking twice, please stay tuned for tomorrow's entry when I post a picture of me dining with Justin Bieber on Valentine's day something I think is pretty.

6 comments:

  1. hahaha I totally love you. I also love that my cousin posted your Jimmer valentines on FB and I got to say I KNOW HER! :) She wants to be friends with you. Cuz you're rad.

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  2. I love the new blog so much! The jimmer valentines are awesome sauce too.

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  3. Hole. E. Cow. 10k? That's amazing. Maybe you can do some sort of Lost St. Patrick's day tribute to get the fans' attention again.

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  4. Congrats! Next year do Bachelor Valentines. You'll get 10k easy! people are *obsessed* with that crap. (Not me of course....we read books around these parts 24/7). ps, WHEN CAN I (meaning "other people") PURCHASE YOUR PRINTS??? like your typography bldg series/kristin's tomato (tom-ah-toe?)/ tyler's NYC collage/etc etc!?! Make it happen. people will come ray!!

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  5. I'm totally with brooke on this one--I've been wanting to buy prints for-e-ver. just take my money already.

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